Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

Straightleg

Straightlegging is to extend and stiffen all of the muscles in one's legs and buttocks at the moment of climax during masturbation. This does not only heighten pleasure by several magnitudes, but also increases the speed and power of ejaculation. This makes it possible to fire sperm-juice beyond your head and onto the wall behind you.

I straightlegged so hard last night that my high-velocity spunk made a hole in my Jessica Alba poster.

by penis_kink February 22, 2011

Straightwards

Standing up perpendiculated to the ground, with the top of your head pointed to the sky.

The woman told him to stand straightwards.

The man combayed and stood straightwards.

by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013

straightfordable

Something that is both straightforward and affordable

Usually at coffee shops there are far too many options for how you want your over-priced coffee, but in that new one by Gap it's totally straightfordable.

by Wordsmithy September 16, 2015

Straightened

To align, process of alignment

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.

by Snowball January 7, 2017

straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 10, 2017

Straighties

= Straight + besties
Who are the best allies you can ever have also is way too cool and beautiful than you but love and protect you anyway.
Used in lgbtq+ community

Mood: when you have way too fabulous straighties that you tell yourself to never dream of getting a boy/girlfriend (both negative and possitive)

by Hedgyhead September 3, 2017