stinging nettle

Cockney rymming slang or as commonly used "mockney" rymming slang for a kettle

"put the stinging nettle on squire"

by Alexandre Ruska-Smith December 29, 2007

Stinging Nettle

An unfortunate turn of events during a round of golf, usually involving green prickly weeds, over indulgence of alcohol, a case of the shanks, or Frank Raneri.

During their annual Myrtle Beach golf trip, Sam ran in to multiple patches of Stinging Nettle!

by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

stinking roger

a stinking roger is another name for a big Poo.
could sometimes be used to describe a really rotten fart.

for eg "Aww, billy is that your stinking roger staring at me from the toilet bowl, why dont you flush?
Or

"Jenny can't come to the phone right now, she is just doing a stinking roger"

by cola queen December 27, 2009

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 25, 2019

stingin

Peng, but not too peng. Has to be written with only 1G. Do not use in a GCSE.

1: Oh blud, I like that hampster
2: Ennit, G, that hampster's stingin

by rodgerthebadger November 3, 2020

Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.

Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.

by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

Last man standing

When you're the last one at the party who hasn't either passed out or left.

Yo, how was the party last night?
It was fun, I was the last man standing though.

by Maggyisswaggy October 11, 2018