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Sticky John

When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
by DCDS Lacrosse October 18, 2004
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sticky shit

Stingy or tight-fisted, derived from the Thai phrase 'kee niaow' kee = shit; niaow = sticky.

Usually applied to people who have plenty of money, but are loath to spend it.
"kăo kee niaow."

literally, 'he shit sticky', meaning "He's a sticky shit" or "He is very tight-fisted"
by HasipHasip January 9, 2010
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sticky icky

That fire ass weed that leaves your hands all sticky after u roll that blunt
Pass me a Phillie so I can twist that sticky icky
by Don Primo October 7, 2003
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Sweary-stick

A very erect penis that causes the female to swear profusely during an act of intercourse.

Should not be confused with the religious-stick which generally leads to biblical quotes such as "God, god, oh my Gawd" or "Jesus"
Do you think the sweary-stick will be coming out tonight
by Dr Cameron June 16, 2011
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donut-stick

When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
by jpg3 October 29, 2011
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Memory Stick

A removable flash memory card for such devices as digital cameras, laptops, the Sony PlayStation Portable, to aid assistance in holding music, games, photos, videos, ect.

File storage sizes range from 32 MB storage to 32 GB.
Guy 1: Check out my 32 MB memory stick!
Guy 2: Check out MY 32 GB memory stick!
Guy 1: ...You're an ass...
by RawrItsPanda November 7, 2009
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Heat stick

A mostly worthless employee, who often spends more energy trying not to do work than would if s/he just did his/her job. Usually reserved to describe off-shift employees, as in their primary function is to keep the building warm overnight.
"I don't even know how TJ got hired, he never does more than 15 minutes of actual work. I'm glad he got assigned to nights with the rest of the heat sticks."
by Red001 October 2, 2013
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