STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.
"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."
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Staff

a really long shlong with a big commie dongles
Angrily, jessica ordered Jeffery to whip out his staff.
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Staffs

the nicest girl you will know to date. boys love
boy- "whos that over there"
other boy- "oh thats staffs she is really nice"
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Staff

Definition 1:
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).

Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.
person 1: Yooo, is that a staff??
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.

Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.
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Waterpark Staff

A employee st a waterpark. (Any job pasision)
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"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
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Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

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by willdb May 15, 2010
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