St. Totteringham's Day

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.

In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

by Gus Fring Dies June 21, 2016

St. George's School

Leo's slaves.

Do you go to St. George's School? It kinda sucks there.

by thicboi October 22, 2018

St. Philip's Academy

A private independent school in Newark NJ. Also known as SPA. The Mascot is the falcons. Most of the student population is very attractive. While there, the students enjoy constantly annoying the hell out of teachers and events like Outward Bound and Formal. Once a falcon graduates, the person is a falcon for life and will look back at the drama and fights and wish they could do it all over again.

Girl 1: St. Philip's Academy has too much drama for me...
Girl 2: Well don't apply then. You're ugly as hell anyway...

by sincerlythisbitch May 11, 2011

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is where unwanted children go.
Most children come from much poverty.
Drop off your orphans for freeee!

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is a place where your orphans will be the happiest they’ve ever been for freeee!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school

yp: eh u what sch ah?
xmm: im frm chij st. joseph's convent la bdh

by uhmyalol September 23, 2022

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day

a day where everyone pretends to be irish

by IrishRepublicanArmy March 8, 2004

St. Elmo's Fire

An electrical phenomenon that causes a blue aura to emanate from certain structures during times of high static electricity. St. Elmo's Fire is often seen by sailors on ships at sea during stormy weather. Sailors in centuries past believed it was a good omen. St Elmo's Fire is known to have caused a high degree of intelligence to be possessed by person's known to have it course through their body.

Examples of such intelligent people whose genius was caused by St. Elmo's Fire are the following: Albert Einstein, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and The Anonymous Pastor of the Church of the Better Resurrection.

by anonpastor December 15, 2012