My squeeze

You friend or homie, your good friend, someone that's always there for you

You're my squeeze
My squeeze is always there for me

by Drpepper2111 July 30, 2015

squeezing business

taking a large shit.
out of your asshole.

dude i have the runs and i'm squeezing business!

by eeea July 02, 2008

reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.

Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.

by jabooty slayer March 20, 2022

Squeeze Fountain

A penis; usually one that's about to "erupt".

"She grabbed my Squeeze Fountain," and it shot everywhere.

by tylercee February 24, 2011

cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

by jshep21 April 08, 2009

Hug Squeeze

A hug, with a side of Ass Grab

I think she/he just needs a Hug squeeze.

by Dizamn February 08, 2003

Squeezing Pigeons

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

by Vomikron June 29, 2009