jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019

Stinky sludge dream

Having Uncontrollable diarrhea during sleep paralysis that’s so god damn smelly even the demon leaves the room

“Bro I had a stinky sludge dream last night got that demon to fuck off”

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight

The act of two individuals eating excessive Mexican food or other gastro indecisive foods, and holding back the urge to diarrhea, and instead diarrhea into a pillow case and proceed to have a pillow fight

Tom WTF happened in the apartment last night?! It looks like someone pressed their ass against the wall and let it rip! Tad and Rich had a damn Rocky Mountain Sludge Fight in the apartment last night!

by GreatWhiteChief November 19, 2022

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

by foug January 11, 2005

the studge dance

The Studge Dance is a dance move made up by the wonderful -Mikey Cobban which happens to fit with every single song out there.

"Have you seen The Studge Dance?"

by EEP2003 November 22, 2018

Spadge

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

by Tumshie April 30, 2010