Spoonachute

To fuck a girl in the ass , leaning over her stomach, whilst she hangs her head off of the bed. You then proceed to ejaculate your masculine sperm cells into her rectal region.

Dude Maddy and I spoonachuted so hard last night
damn bro
yeah ikr she got this 12 inch strap-on it hurts to sit now.

by Spoonachuter September 13, 2021

Spoonlay

That one last drop of urine that always lands in a guys pants after urinatingafter goi leaving that little circular wet spot on the front of your jeans. Is called a spoonlay

After going to the bathroom, my father in-law noticed I had a spoonlay. On the front of my jeans. He suggested I give it one extra shake next time to avoid getting a spoonlay

by Didgit October 16, 2021

Spoonage

The act of attending Wetherspoons and getting hyped about it

Question: Spoonage ? Answer: Spoonage !
...They went to Wetherspoons

by Gymladjames November 8, 2021

Spongauntious

Someone who is “Spongauntious” is unnecessarily cruel and rude towards others, for no discernible reason.

Person A: “Hey fuck you, you rat”
Person B: “smh how spongauntious”

by shawn.pog February 4, 2022

Spoongooey

Weird

Man you’re spoongooey!!

by Chessiscool February 26, 2022

spoonazz

The swaggest of all. Especially Yolanda’s.

Yo Yolanda uno you are spoonazz

by Yolanda Dos March 12, 2022

spoonazz

Spoonazz means the swag of all swag. If someone defines you as this it’s the highest honor.

Yolanda you are so spoonazz

by Yolanda Dos March 12, 2022