spontamute

(noun): from spontaneous mute: 1. the period after, in a conversation, there is a sudden moment of collective (usu. awkward) silence; perhaps after an embarrasing anecdote. 2. the spontaneous silence when the subject of the conversation enters the room unannounced

we were discussing john's fettish for fish and he came in , forcing a spontamute

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009

Spontaneous Sport

A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.

That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.

by JoeyGrebs November 29, 2011

Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome

When a person in a group of friends starts to like someone, many other people in that group also begin to like that person.

I liked Haley first and then all you guys started liking her. You all just have Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome. You dumb pricks.

by Sleet October 5, 2009

Spontaneous Nachos

The act of having that favorite tortilla chip dish at the spur of the moment.

Alex - I'm hungry.

Fraser - Yeah me too. What's for dinner?

James - Spontaneous nachos!

by Smirlie March 15, 2011

Spontaneorgasm

the burst of sexual energy felt when something turns you on suddenly and by suprise.. an orgasm you werent expecting

that guy was wearing the hottest cologne ive ever smelt, he walked by and gave me a spontaneorgasm.

by jax March 31, 2003

Spontaneity

When you have the urge to have sex in public with your partner so you fuck behind a bush or in between the clothing rack in Walmart

I had a moment of spontaneity when I banged my girlfriend in the Costco cart corral.

by Tbabydaddy October 13, 2019