Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

dirt spanking

Rural Arkansas slang stinging sensation felt on exposed skin one experiences caused by dirt and sand blown about by tornadoes,thunderstorms,dust devils and high winds.

What a helluva gusty day! I got a heck of a dirt spanking walking down the road to the mailbox!

by pudinat wudinat August 12, 2012

plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

splunkin

To get Busy with another person, or to engage in any sexual activity with another person

I would love to get some splunkin on with that girl on the corner!

I got some splunkin on wit her last night!

by Thugnificant June 26, 2008

Spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

We know they were spelunking with her as they all contracted the same std strain.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... March 17, 2020

plunking

The act of penetrating the nasal passage by way of appendage, most commonly a finger, for sexual stimulation.

The sex was great, but the plunking is what really got me off!

by Lil Miss Red April 20, 2010