Noun. The art of recieving a blumpkin while the toilet is clogged or stuffed, and the water is in the top of the bowl. When feces are released, the increase in volume requires the toilet water to be expelled on to the face of the person giving the afformentioned blowjob.
My buddy clogged the toilet when he flushed the baby down there, and the water was going all over the place. My dirty bitch went down on me anyway and she gave me a splash blumpkin.
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That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.
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a male on male activity involving one lubing a large stomach (pot) and the other engaging in sexaul activity with the folds.
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Splash marketing is a way to gently let your friends, and thus their friends know that you are available with a valuable resource and your instantly accessible when they need you.
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