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spiritual moment

Taking a break after dragging wood out of river because stupid people cut the tree down wrong.
Westminster Woods work trip sitting on a pile of sticks. " Lets have a spirtual moment"
by Emily, Katrina February 20, 2005
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Spiritual Masturbation

When an individual subscribing to a particular religion boasts about their good deeds, charitable donations, and seeming-selfless acts in an attempt to be recognised as a more “god-like” person, or “doing god’s work”. Sometimes at the expense of embarrassment and humiliation to the recipient of the giver’s self-serving “generosity”.

Could be Similar and related to “virtue signaling” “white savior complex”
Examples of Occurrence:
“Yah so I was in Costa Rica setting up these churches to provide food to starving children and….
Did I tell you that I bought a house for John? Man he just really needs a hand-up right now and I’m blessed to be the hands and feet of Jesus… His drug addiction has just really flipped his life upside down.”

“We mobilised like 20 people to get her moved

In with a new baby crib and kids stuff that same weekend. Her boyfriend beats on her and she got pregnant really young so has been living hand-to-fist. We invited her to church Sunday!”

Every time I meet with that guy, he just spiritually masturbates the entire time. Never shuts up about all the good deeds he does for down-and-outs. Really personal information too.

It seems like everyone from that church is addicted to spiritual masturbation.
by PerMyLastEmail April 22, 2022
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Spiritual Pressure

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.
Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground
by not judah November 21, 2022
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SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)

An SDL (Spiritual Dick Link) is when you and a close friend become spiritually linked with your dicks by jacking off at the same time. The highest form of an SDL is when you both jack off and cum at the same time, forming a true and unbreakable bond between the two.
Mark: Wanna have an SDL (Spiritual Dick Link)?
Jacob: Yeah bro I’m down
by monkepigeonspeed June 20, 2022
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Spiritual but not Religious

An ignorant and safe phrase for someone who doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into a religion but doesn’t have the mental fortitude to admit or come to the conclusion that they either don’t know if there is and/or don’t believe there is a god or religion is wrong. (Agnosticism and Atheism, respectively).
Amy’s friend is Christian and while she doesn’t believe in the crack pot theories the Bible teaches like homosexuals should be stoned to death or a dude rose from the dead like a zombie, she either doesn’t want to confront her friend for fear of loss (and what a loss that would be), or she just doesn’t want to argue against it, passively condoning her behavior by stating, “you know, I’m just like spiritual but not religious. Also, I know you don’t believe in sex until marriage, but we can totally get ass-blasted by Darren tonight!”
by Posterofzeshit September 9, 2021
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Spiritual Death

1: Not a clinical death, or a permanent one. Spiritual death is figuritive. It describes the ultimate disintegration or corruption of previously sincerely embraced religious beliefs. Probably origially coined in the late 1970s or early 1980s by the Jehova's witnesses' organiztion.
2: Spiritual transgression or treason.
Sister Garland masturbated to music and was not remorseful, she has suffered a spiritual death because she did not beat herself with insane grief as is our tradition. She will not be accepted when the end comes.
by Jake666 April 10, 2008
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Spiritual Woody

An erection so intense that it can be seen from the heavens, and any women who see's this spiritual woody is sprayed with glory
by ehs for live October 20, 2010
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