Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

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Dixie Speedball

When you drink strong sweet tea while smoking weed.

Working in this heat is exhausting, I could really use a dixie speedball.

by RebelliousRed August 13, 2018

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Baja Speedball

Xanax + Adderall + shot of tequila. Preferably taken in small doses throughout the day.

Went down to Cabo for the weekend, Dave and I were doing Baja Speedballs all day on Friday.

by SwishaaSweet July 24, 2020

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Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

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Yuppie speedball

All the other definitions here are incorrect. A yuppie speedball is a coffee and a mimosa (an upper and downer, like a real speedball), often consumed at an overpriced brunch attended by yuppies.

I’ll have a grapefruit mimosa and a cup of fair trade coffee, I need the yuppie speedball today

by ka_usc October 21, 2021

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