spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

smartical particle

Smartical particle is a sexually transmitted disease given to you by someone who is sexually attractive and very smart

Guy: dude that girl over there is going to give me smartical particles

by Cat licker March 20, 2014

Spastic

Something a gay person would say

Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”

by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020

Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

spasticlart

a cross between spastic and rasclart , typically used as an insult.

"hey have u talked to the new kid yet?"
"yh, he's a massive spasticlart"

by Brighton.Mythological.Creature May 23, 2019

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

spasticatedlittledonkey

weird , ugly , atrocious face , donkey face

don’t she look like a spasticatedlittledonkey

by dolphinnn February 17, 2023