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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
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Sofa Savior

People who say what should have been done before a natural disaster, but after the disaster has already occurred. People who criticize rescue and recovery efforts or say what should be done while sitting on their sofa or couch at home watching it on Tv. Inaction to help, but continue to critique and criticize.
After the floods in Texas, so many Sofa Saviors post about what “should” have been done different
by Captain LRC July 12, 2025
mugGet the Sofa Saviormug.

SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)
He's SOFA!
by hather88 January 13, 2023
mugGet the SOFAmug.

sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
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Sofa Cushion

Nickname for the name Sofia. Awesome and beautiful girl. :)
guy: Omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome
guy2: who Sofa Cushion
guy: yea
by unicornsflying4evah July 12, 2017
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Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm
Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"
by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020
mugGet the Sofa yeet daymug.

sofa growth

Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth
The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.
by jaloolie August 31, 2010
mugGet the sofa growthmug.

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