Antique Sofa

In reference to terms such as 'cougar', 'puma', and 'snow leopard', meaning older women whom one would want to pursue intercourse with. The 'antique sofa' is the older woman who, despite initial appearances, turns out to be creaky, dried out, and uncomfortable to sleep on; an anti-cougar.

Lyndsay: Yo, I heard you banged our English teacher last night. That's awesome.
Greg: No, it wasn't. Looks like a cougar, fucks like an antique sofa.
Lyndsay: NO! Fail.
Greg: Epic.

by Dookaleechy December 3, 2010

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

by Mentae April 25, 2020

cheesy sofa bread

a girl that has pimples on vagina that have the potential to pop while one eats it out. if they do...

"jamie has a little cheesy sofa bread thing goin on..."

by chris sheffler December 30, 2007

White Sofa

When after you butt fuck your girl she shits all over your white sofa and you're force to blame it on the dog.

*after pulling out*
Brandon: What the fuck just happened?!
Haley: Sorry, I couldn't help it!
Brandon: Did you just white sofa me, bitch?!

by jivjam March 2, 2011

iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019