Albuquerque Snorkel

Verb: The act of waking one's partner by inserting one's penis into their mouth.

"I'm having a horrible day. John was mad that we didn't have sex last night, so he woke me up with an Albuquerque Snorkel at 5am. I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm exhausted and my fillings hurt."

by death2lois August 28, 2013

butt snorkel

a hand-held anal cleansing device, sometimes referred to as a hand-held bidet or Muslim shower.

Every time I try to use the toilet in India, the floor is covered with butt snorkel water.

by Butt Snorkel October 14, 2008

human snorkel

(verb)when you are in a pool naked with a loved one and you go under the water and spread there butt cheeks and suck their butt hole enough to bring oxygen into your own mouth.

Guy:hey wanna do a human snorkel
girl:whats that?
guy:ill spread your ass cheeks under water and wheeze your butt hole which will provide me with stank ass oxygen.
girl:sure...OOOhh OH!

by poo on my chest June 7, 2009

dick snorkel

Someone that licks balls. When holding the shaft of the penis up to lick balls, it looks like a snorkel.

Me: dude that chick blew me last week.

Friend: no way! Did she dick snorkel you?

by dole September 24, 2013

Deep sea snorkel

Deep sea snorkelling is similar to the original snorkel. However, when the giver of the snorkel licks the guys balls and wanks his cock, s/he takes a deep breath and goes down further. Often including rimming of the receiver's anus. Thus looking like a deep sea snorkeller.

Suzy's boyfriend had an especially fantastic orgasm when she began to snorkel him and then surprised him by taking it further and indulging him in a session of deep sea snorkelling.

by Suzydafluzy August 30, 2006

jamaican snorkel

when receiving oral delight a man places the testicles in the hoes mouth and the erect penis on her cheek, resembling a snorkel.

Theodore: while role-playing with your wife i decided to give her a jamaican snorkel.
Chuck: what's that!?
Theodore: none of your goddamn business! keep shitting on that midget.

by phatrick hoesbeastiority January 1, 2008

the Snorkel

The sexual act of sitting on your partners head whilst dangling your scrotum over the eyes (one testicle in each eye socket) and putting your dick in their mouth giving the appearance of your partner wearing a snorkel and mask. The one performing the snorkel must obviously be a male (or hermaphrodite) whilst the partner receiving can be any sex, race, or species depending on your preferences.

Very similar to the Arabian Goggles

"I gave my girlfriend a snorkel the other day and it was really hot until she started choking"

"I snorkelled my dog two days ago. I think I'm starting to like this bestiality shit"

"When I was young my dad gave me the snorkel while I was naked and posted it on the internet. Now I'm scared for life"

by Dyldo Baggins August 10, 2009