snarfiblechaffatiousity

a smokeable relative of a pigmy shrew known to wear scally bling on jewish festivals with an exeptionally large nose and right testicle

have you seen my snarfiblechaffatiousity?
are there any snarfiblechaffatiousity around here?

by snarfiblechaffatiousity grower February 5, 2004

snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.

Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.

by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

snarflap

Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.

Ah shit, snarflap has struck again! Their is blood and semin everywhere!

by drywall ninja August 13, 2010

Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.

The school boy was snarfing during class.

by Rebotchi April 13, 2011

Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".

Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.

by BjornFree December 7, 2011

snorffle

The act of eating food so quickly that you don't even taste it.

I was so hungry at lunchtime, I snorffled my lunch.
That steak looks so good, I want to snorffle it.
I snorffled and now I am full.

by Snorffler January 8, 2008

Snarfle

The sound made when attempting to not laugh but some sound escapes anyway. Usually used when attempting to be polite.

After seeing that old lady fall I tried not to laugh but I did snarfle a little

by Rengully December 8, 2012