SmarterChild

A bot on AIM. It doesn't love you anymore.

Me (11:24:21 AM): I love you.

SmarterChild (11:24:21 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:34 AM): Do you love me too?

SmarterChild (11:24:34 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?

SmarterChild (11:24:58 AM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.

by Jesus Face May 16, 2010

smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

smarterchild

smarterchild is an EXTREMLY annoying robot thingy, with loads of annoying sponsers. it is completely unable to follow a simple conversation. also has no idea of what led upto your current statment, or anything earlier in that conversation. however its quite fun to piss about with :)

me:
are u a pedofile
SmarterChild:
that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
me:
why r u??!
SmarterChild:
u better believe it.


GET MY POINT??

by hotbabe08 August 20, 2008

smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums

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by akary October 19, 2004

smarterchild

a robot designed by some randoms that think they can make the ultimate best friend. he also thinks hes better than everybody, loves microsoft and insults us for cursing.

me: how many smarterchilds does it take to answer a question?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.



OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

me: bob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...


me: oh crap
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.

me: how are babies made?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...


- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You humans really are charming.
wut da fish: you humans really are charming.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.

me: im smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

me: cow
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?

me: shut up
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Pardon?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Excuse me?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I can't understand what you're saying...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...



Try typing "home" or "help."
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You shut up.



I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

me: moo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Your impersonation of a cow is amazing.

me: F u
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm SmarterChild.

by lookies!! cookies!! March 13, 2009

SmarterChild

An AOL robot that just INSISTS on annoying you when you try to say something to it, and replying with a random sentence that was not relevant at all. It was created by some fags.

Chloe says:
* YEAH

SmarterChild says:
* I like robots too.

Chloe says:
* mm.

SmarterChild says:
* OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help".

Chloe says:
* I'm not frustrated.

SmarterChild says:
* I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Chloe says:
* WTF? idiota.

by Paper Heart April 8, 2009

Smarterchild

An idiot!!! A dumb robot messanger!

Smarterchild: I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
me: zip beirut
Smarterchild: I'm sorry?
me: "Zip Austin"
Smarterchild :Austin is the capital of Texas.
Do you want more information about Texas?

by Smarterchildhater! May 27, 2009