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sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.
I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.
by Moventure January 1, 2024
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Sludge

Feeling happy or joyous; A way to describe something that brings joy.
My favorite game is on sale right now. I feel so sludge!

Minecraft is so sludge.
by SillySoil December 22, 2023
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Sludge

That sh*t that you get out of a McDonalds icecream machine...
ew, did you get that sludge again?
by PC FrazzleDazzle September 28, 2020
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sludgeing

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.
"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."
by Reiji June 8, 2007
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Satan Sludge

The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.

ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.
After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge
by thatguy353 October 30, 2015
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Fat Sludge

No definition so far. Was in a chat with a hot russian woman and she called another guy. Fat Sludge.
Don't be a fat sludge. ( I'm guessing.)
by Craftbeerand73 October 17, 2021
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Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly
Me and my wife tonight are going to be trying the sludge hammer
by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021
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