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San Jose Sharks

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
by Go Sharks? June 2, 2011
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Tony sparks Trees

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.
1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
by tstrees August 29, 2007
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slacks

Slang for the prescription anti anxiety medication xanax.
Damn, that chick was all zipped up on the slacks. It's no wonder she can't remember what happened last night.
by red rob September 25, 2010
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Sharks

Asians that have big dicks
Sharks can enjoy both math and sex.
by 42 Hunt Skank February 5, 2017
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sparksattack

Consuming so much Sparks and/or Sparks Plus that you have to take a moment alone to calm yourself down. May include fumbled, excessive speech as well as an extremely fast heart rate. Usually accompanied by an orange mouth and orange teeth.
So I was trying to get at that blond girl, when I had to go to the bathroom to settle down. She thought I was blowing lines, but it was just another sparksattack. My thirteenth of the year.
by Lee Fasterson October 18, 2007
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Slanksta

My boyfriend is a Slanksta.
by Jerimiah Goodwin December 2, 2010
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slackstar

a person who is great at the sport of slacklining - an extreme balance sport
by skeletina August 22, 2011
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