slippery tube dude

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle

Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude

by Hater67876 May 14, 2019

Slippery Brick

Insult used by Irish dairy farmers in the mid-eighteenth century to imply that someone was like butter (aka slippery, as in untrustworthy). Kind of a catchall insult similar to « fuck you! »

Ye took my cow, ye slippery brick!

I canna believe ye slept with Connor’s wife, ye really slipped his brick.

by a_bigyoshi December 3, 2021

Slippery bob

Slippery Bob his true name is Brian Fritz Runs a YouTube channel named @network126

he scams

he hoards

he screams try living my life

Slippery bob the YouTube scammer

by The Leif Harald May 26, 2023

Leg slapper

Like a knee slapper, but when you're mad the joke isn't funny.

Burt: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Haley: IDK WhY?
Burt: To get to the other side.
Haley: (Screams and slaps leg really hard) That's a leg slapper!

by MultiAwesomeGirl123 April 24, 2010

porn slapper

People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.

If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.

by darkswitch July 28, 2010

The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.

At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.

by parralax42 December 9, 2010

Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.

"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"

by Brois May 16, 2014