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Simeyeon

The Main mane with A plan. He is the nigga that will fuck yo bitch then bust on momma face and take a shit in your bathroom
Simeyeon that nigga
by BitchNigga2.0 May 14, 2015
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Simeon

A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
by nikynokynonoi December 16, 2011
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Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
by yokyokmum December 3, 2011
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simeon

one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa
Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
by getshittedon! December 28, 2010
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siggers

An unnaturally thin penis (thought to have evolved from cigarettes)
Gem: So was he good in bed?
Caroline: Nah, could barely feel him. His dick was like siggers!
by Tbag001 March 19, 2008
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Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.
-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!
by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011
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simete

way of saying do know you what im sayin or do you understand me-spanish for si me entiendes.
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