shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007

Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008

Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009

nigger shrimp

A delicacy amongst young urban black youth. Usually a cheese flavored puffy air-filled shrimp shaped snack. A.K.A. The cheese Doodle a.k.a cheesy poof.

As Tyrone walked pass the delicatessen, he turned to his nigger bitch and said "Yo nigger bitch that weedz gotz me so high that im wantin a bag of nigger shrimp" You Smell me!

by Karl Khris Kringle January 10, 2008

shrimp

1. Delicious seafood, especially when dipped in Marinara Sauce, Oyster Sauce, Butter, etc.

2. A small, diminutive individual who lacks in confidence.

That shrimp is eating shrimp!!

by SexxxMuffinz January 28, 2007

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie

A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...

Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

bull shrimp

A substitute for the explicative "bullshit"

That is absolute bull shrimp!

by StripeyStripe December 31, 2015