get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

by teeeaaaaaa August 31, 2021

Shrek's Nest

A bowl packed first with the finest tobacco leaf then packed with top shelf medical marijuana.

"Yo tryna hit a couple phat shrek's nests with the bois later on?"

by shreksnestmaster69 July 25, 2019

shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shrek ass

shrek ass
a person with a oversized and ugly ass thats way too big, just like shrek's. The person is often a male and has big hips

That dude was changing in the locker room and everyone could see his shrek ass.

by not a naf February 3, 2015

Shrek

Shrek is our Lord and Savior.

Shrek will free us all from eternal damnation

by eat salty eggs February 7, 2019

shrek

penetrates yo ass hole and makes your but tear

shrek penetrated my but hole

by nickhoweswatermelonswag May 23, 2014

Shrek'd

The total annihilation of ones asshole by some entity similar to OG mudbones horse cock (metaphorically speaking).

In other words getting wrecked/.raped.

Guy 1 : Did you bring the lube?

Guy 2:No Why

Guy 1: Fuck it.

Guy 1: I don't want to get Shrek'd :(

by BP10JH12 November 12, 2014