Showmosexual

1. A person who becomes sexually attracted to others who bought the Premium cable movie package and engages in an intimate relationship because they have SHOWTIME an a place to crash. The need to watch the weekly exclusive series overrides any innate sexual preference or drive to a given gender. This is often a temporal transformation that only lasts a few seasons or until the illegal cable hookup gets shut down.

2. In more general terms, a person or persons that may enter a relationship or cohabitate for the express purpose of sharing their cable subscription which gives them access to exclusive SHOWS, television series, or sporting events. This may include one or all of the following premium, basic or sport cable packages such as; Showtime, HBO, Cinemax, Starz, AMC, FX, etc...

Lincoln Park Chad: "Bro, she living with you now!? I thought she was a lesbian yo."

Lincoln Park Bro: "Yeah man, so did I. Turns out she's a total SHOWMOSEXUAL and she's broke as a joke. So I upgraded my cable to a Premier service for $150 a month to get that new Twin Peaks series, cuz she's way into that weird David Lynch shit. Next thing I know she's DTF and shacking up with me in my single bedroom studio. She's really good with fixing things around the apartment and we're both into lesbian porn too. So, you know, bonus there. Am I right?"

by Locum Rex January 18, 2017

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showmmercial

When your trying to watch your tv show..but it's bombarded with commercials, so you end up watching more commercials then your tv show.

I was trying to watch UFC and I ended up watching showmmercials instead of watching people fight.

by im not a mouse June 2, 2008

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Snowmobaking

(v) "Baking" while snowmobiling. Often involves the use of a snowmobile helmet with a visor that can open and close. (adv) To take a huge rip while out smowmobiling, usually off of a blunt or steamroller, then immediately put the visor down so that when you exhale, the smoke is trapped inside for you to shotgun multiple times.

The stoners were bored, so they decided to get on their snowmobiles and go snowmobaking on the trails.

by Paul O'Neill (the politician) April 5, 2010

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Showcohol

An alcoholic beverage you drink in the shower. If it's alcoholic and you're drinking it in the shower, you're drinking showcohol.

Jake: "You wanna see 'Hanna' in theaters tonight?"
Nicole: "EW! No, what? No, gross, oh, no, what? No way, man."
Jake: "How about we just have a showcoholic beverage instead?"
Nicole: "Oh yeah, I love showcohol!"
Jake: "I'll bring the wine, you pre-heat the shower?"
Nicole: "DONE."

by Esau's Birthright May 24, 2011

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slowmotional

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when a dramatic scene is in slow motion

Say it's the end of the movie and a character is finally reunited with his Mom. When he's running towards her and crying and it's in slow motion, you could say it's slowmotional.

by lover/loser January 31, 2018

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