shambo

A sudden involuntary jolt that occurs as one is about to fall asleep. Relates to the nervous system. The term most closely relates to falling asleep in a classroom or public setting. However, a shambo can occur anywhere and can be of varying intensity. A minor shambo is surprising yet most often goes unnoticed by bystanders. More severe shamboes can result in anywhere from minor to major bodily injury of the afflicted or those around them.

"In third hour I had a huge shambo that shook my whole desk."

"Last hour I shamboed so bad I almost defacated in my pants."

"Last night I was about to go to sleep, but then I had a major shambo. I couldn't get back to sleep after that."

by Andrew Jennings and many others January 4, 2006

Shamboozled

To be totally intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of no return.

Did you see Nicole last night, she was really Shamboozled!

by WMM July 17, 2010

Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.

Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.

by Carrie A. Chism Delaney, The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain January 25, 2008

Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.

I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.

by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 19, 2008

Samsonthesecondson

Samsonthesecondson is a thot,scammer, and lying twitch streamer that always scams his chat out of 24s, streams, inconsistent streamer and swears he is not a thot

Hey y’all ready for samsonthesecondson stream today? Oh you know that thot isn’t going to stream

by RNS_silent_ninja_stg December 30, 2021

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

by steph December 20, 2004

Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009