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Bag and shag

A phrase usually meaning a person that has an atractive body but not face so you'd shag them but only with a bag over their head.
Have you seen Hattie, she's a bag and shag. Not so sure about her face but her body is hot. Put a bag over her head and I'd hit it anyday.
by overnunthousand October 14, 2010
mugGet the Bag and shagmug.

Shag carpet

"Hey, a shag carpet! I didn't know you two were swingers!"
mugGet the Shag carpetmug.

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.
Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly
by Don Joooan August 5, 2004
mugGet the shag phonemug.

Shag Ass

To run fast.
The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.
by Jeremy March 22, 2004
mugGet the Shag Assmug.

Shag band

A shag band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. Usually worn by grungers and punks. If you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.
black-sex
blue-blow job
Pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
Green-fingering
glow in the dark-sex toys
glitter-girl chooses
Indigo-Hand-job with blowjob
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet
by nellysmelly January 12, 2005
mugGet the Shag bandmug.

shag a fag

A straight “girls-night-out” drinking game wherein the winner has sex with a hunky gay man.
Cheers ladies, may the best woman win; the shag a fag games have officially begun!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2019
mugGet the shag a fagmug.

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.
“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”
by cracky March 1, 2003
mugGet the shagging a bicyclemug.

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