Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

Senorita

Senorita is a very beautiful, kind hearted , sweetest, intelligent girl you will ever find. She's the center of attraction. Boys die to make her their girlfriend. She has a Childish character. She loves to laugh and make others laugh. Her personality can make anyone surprised. She has many friends.

Hey look at that senorita!! She's so gorgeous

by Clensy May 2, 2018

Leisure sentence

A sentence one really enjoys to speak. Especially on the weekends.

Guy 1: "Did that guy just say 'You're probably my new best friend?'"

Guy 2: "Yes he did."

Guy 1: "That's a leisure sentence."

by Jamal Rakens February 1, 2010

nigga senses

Feeling that sometime bad gone happen and that you might need to get out of there as soon as possible.

when a black person watches a scary movie, they nigga senses be tingling.
I was in a dark room all alone chillin, til my nigga senses told me that i might not be alone so i left.

by ohyouthoughtuwassmart March 17, 2015

Honey Senpai

Tiny little shit that can kick your ass.

Me: Damn, honey senpai is 17, yet he acts like a child. That little shithead.

Honey: *climbs up to my room window*

Honey: I heard you were talkin shit about me.

Me: WTF-

Honey: *kicks my ass and I end up in the hospital.*

by Annie May Tidday December 2, 2018

Wake Forest Senior Fifth

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).

Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!

by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011

The Senate

Sheeve Palpatine

Mace Windu: "The senate will decide your fate."

Palpatine: "I am the senate."

by Dr. Stupid the original February 22, 2018