Sean 

A sweet, funny and very dirty minded guy that will make you laugh with his dirtiness. Sean has a MASSIVE penis and all the girls in his class would come running at him

Sean is very dirty minded and look at that pp

Sean by Seanisgay123456789 November 8, 2020

SEAN 

A weird guy who likes computers

-Fred: GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER!
-Henry: why?
- YOUR BEING A SEAN !!

SEAN by YOURMAMAWASHERE!!! October 17, 2011

sean 

an uncoordinated teenage boy who enjoys watching midget porn. likes to stalk women and is not allowed into australia.

hey dude were you checkin out that girl. awww your a total sean

sean by anal penetration May 30, 2008

Sean 

A person who scrounges for money constantly, but doesn't know how to keep hold of it. A Sean usually spends inordinate amounts of time playing video games, or trading video games for other video games.

If a Sean is threatened, will defend itself by flaring its nostrils and making itself look larger to intimidate the enemy. If all else fails it will retreat home and pretend to be ill for the rest of the day.

- Look at that guy, he's been in college for 5 years just to get his EMA.
- I know, hes a total Sean.

Sean by MagicJohnson5 January 22, 2010

Sean 

A stupid bitch

What a Sean? He didn’t want any goulash!

Sean by Drew Jesus November 3, 2018

sean 

sean is an amaaazing brown eyed guy from michigan. he will meet you on a cruise, make you fall in love with him, and then never speak to you again.

amelia: dudeee how was your trip?

emily: good i met this guy, but i keep texting him and he wont reply.

amelia: he totally seaned you.

sean by newfoundlandddddd August 28, 2010

Sean 

N.--A complete and total douche bag who is completely unaware of the fact that everyone hates him because he is too busy with his POS car to pay attention to anything else. May also be a bear.

V.--The act of sexually molesting a car. More specifically, a nasty car.

Adj.--Commonly used to describe any person who acts like they're the greatest thing since sliced bread, which they are not, or may also be used to describe someone who has an obsession with a pile of junk. Also can describe someone who leads a homosexual lifestyle.

1) Ewwww! Stay away from that guy, he's such a Sean. I mean, all he cares about is that POS car.

2)Check out that guy! He's Seaning! Poor car...

3)Look at that Seany guy with the rainbow t-shirt on!

Sean by Kay Cee. April 10, 2009