When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.
by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007
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by tomAtotomato January 5, 2015
Get the Shia Surprise mug.Not to be confused with "kiss rape," surprise kiss is the spontaneous AND consenting act of kissing, especially at a frat dance party.
Girl 1: I saw you getting kiss raped on the dance floor last night.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
Girl 2: No, I totally wanted it, it was surprise kiss.
by Andonis, Giana, Miles and Arielle January 27, 2008
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The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
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Get the 6am surprise mug.Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
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