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feed a stoner scrambled eggs 

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
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scrambled guts 

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts
Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.

rock scramblin

the art of becoming connected with mary jane. It is often used as a slang word between friends so that others do not know of the ritual soon to come.
"Hey tommy lets go rock scramblin"
"Hell yea man"

Other people to the side stare in bewilderment
rock scramblin by Jimmy John1000 October 7, 2010

Scrambled Porn 

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
Scrambled Porn by TheCroatian February 2, 2009

sign scramblers 

Vandals who like to rearrange letters on signs, into vulgar or funny phrases.
(sign on side of road): FARTSNAD
Fartsnad? Those wacky sign scramblers!

scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up
I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night
scrambled jizzoke by gregmaster April 18, 2010

Scrimbled 

When you accidentally crease a paper in a fixable way
I layed down on my Mad Libs Vacation Book and scrimbled the top part of the page
Scrimbled by 420Kaykay March 27, 2021