scottish flower

The view under a Scottish kilt.

The highlander did a cart-wheel and showed the whole town his Scottish flower.

by immortalsoldier December 17, 2013

Scottish perfume

Slang for vomit

-What's the smell?
-It's Scottish perfume. Peter overdid with the booze yesterday.

by keksexual July 15, 2018

scottish snowball

When you pass some single malt liquor from your mouth to another mouth

Lagavulin made for a hell of a Scottish snowball

by The Scottish otter July 22, 2018

scottish wheelbarrow

When you're banging a chick from behind, and you pick her up at the knees, and kick her hands out, and then yell "I AM William Wallace!"

"Hey man, I got this redhead coming over tonight who says she's a super freak. So I rented Braveheart bought some blue facepaint, and break out the Scottish Wheelbarrow."

by C_Scoops February 24, 2017

scottish pill

When a man cums in a pill capsule and spikes a girls drink without being noticed.

Then I used a Scottish Pill in her drink to get back at her!

by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

Scottish Mulberry

The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.

John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.

John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*

by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011

Scottish Person

Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world

person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.

by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022