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sandy koufax

as a male is about to climax during rear entry doggy style, he pulls out, cums in his left hand, and says (in a sports announcer like voice) "now pitching, Sandy Koufax." as the female (if you're straight; this move doesn't discriminate against homosexuals - after all it is 2008) turns to see what is going on, to her surprise a face full of cum is thrown in her face

*there is a lot more credibility in this move if you are Jewish. Sandy Koufax was a Hall of Fame pitcher. yes, he was left handed and he was Jewish.

this is very similar to the spiderman only with a different delivery. it also resembles the plethora of other ones that start from behind and end with a surprised receiver with cum in their face. the right handed version of this move is called the Tom Seaver, who was also a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.

however, unlike the other moves that end with cum in someone's face, this one is not demeaning and, with the right sense of humor (on the account of both parties) it can be a laugh for everyone involved. okay, maybe it is a little demeaning.
"I pitched a great game in the sack last night, but I had to call in Sandy Koufax to close it out."
by TDNino April 19, 2008
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Sandy

Being beyond beautiful,amazing,funny,and perfect that there had to be a new word made for it called Sandy
Youre so sandy (:
by matthewr1029130 March 30, 2013
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scandahoe

A scandalous ho; a slut who fucks around with relatives and friends.
That scandaho fucked her boyfriend last night and his dad the night before.
by Shawna April 25, 2005
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scandalacious

adj. A vivacious and titillating bit of gossip causing wicked pleasure at the expense of another.
Ooh, scandalacious! Tell me more.
by T. Spangler September 27, 2005
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Sandy Hot Dog

Refers to the sexual act of a male inserting his penis into a woman's rectum, then removing the penis and allowing the fecal matter to dry until crusty upon the penis. Once the fecal matter has reached a crusty and sandy consistency the male then inserts the penis into the woman's vaginal opening or mouth and precedes to hump vigoriously.
Cody gave Carolynn the ole sandy hot dog last night.
by A Concerned-Citizen October 20, 2009
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Sandyston

A small town in Sussex County, NJ that consists of tobacco, cows, and grass. An estimated 13.6 people live in Sandyston. For every person that lives in Sandyston there are 78 farm animals. Although many people from Sussex County think they live in "the country" they are fucking stupid. Sandyston could be considered "country" but isn't truly. It's too small. Fuck my dog. Some residents of Sandyston like to refer to it as "S-Town". It's "ton" not "town" you fucking cock goblins. Surrounding township citizens and many students from KRHS like to pick fun at the citizens of Sandyston because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have tiny penises. We don't have tiny penises. Our penises are of adequate size. Even the chicks'. Well I guess that's it. I guess I'll make like a tree and get the fuck out of here.
Genitalia "LOL, those kids are from Sandyston"
Kids from Sandyston "You think I have a tiny penis?"
by mynameisn'tmatt August 6, 2011
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scandalamity

A disgraceful occurrence,
"You call your husband by his first name?"
"Scandalamity!"

- Saturday Night Live
by themonotheist July 29, 2006
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