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Johan Santana 

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.
Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.
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a female orifice that is used in conjunction with people who obsess over their hair and can make young girls cry, referring to Sanjaya Malakar, an American Idol finalist on season six.
Dude, Phil was being such a drama queen last night, I swear I could see his sanjina.
sanjina by Esteban Valasquez June 17, 2008

Sanjaya Malakar 

The BEST singer from American Idol. He was voted off country week after singing Let's Give Them Something To Talk About. He is famous for him fauxhawk, or ponyhawk. Some think that American Idol producers kicked him off the show. Fans are called Fanjayas
girl- Did you see Sanjaya Malakar last night on American Idol?
girl's friend- Ya, he was so good!
girl- I know, I LOVE him!
Sanjaya Malakar by Alycen May 11, 2007

fuck face sanjaya 

Inspired by the gay faggot on American Idol 6.

A person that cannot sing at all

Also used for a person with no talent.

An ugly fucking retarded piece of shit who smiled like a fuck face when he was uncomfortable (every judging).

A person who never cries when all judes, bosses, peers insult the living shit out of them....but rather just throws on a fake big ass loser fag smile.

Also fuck face sanjayaing:

A person really bad at coming with snappy comebacks....only gives lame and boring replies.
Rupe, see that hot girl with the massive boobs, thats fuck face sanjayas sister.

Stop fuck face sanjayaing....youve lost the war.
fuck face sanjaya by .Omar. April 26, 2008
One who has terrible hair styles and gets by in life by sucking at virtually everything.
Comes from Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol who got votes by being gay.
Damn that dumbass was such a sanjaya
Hell yeah he was!
Sanjaya by Dana T. May 22, 2008
1. used in place of hello or good-bye
2. used to describe a person who is not up for the activity suggested or for someone who sucks in general
3. can also be used as a congratulations
4. Can also be used in place of thank-you
5. can also be used in place of no thank you
1. Sanjaya! How are you today?

Gotta run, Sanjaya!

2. (a) Hey do you want to play frisbee?

No, not today.

Stop being such a sanjaya

(b)Do you know that guy?

Yeah, he's a sanjaya. Let's not talk to him.

3. Sanjaya, guess what!

What?

I graduated!

Oh Sanjaya!

Thanks!

4. Would you like a beer?

No Sanjaya, sanjaya anyways though

Sanjaya!
sanjaya by sanjayaC February 19, 2010

Dominic Santana 

Dominic Santana is an extremely handsome Jamaican reggae artist who started his musical endeavors at a young tender age. He'd always been musically inclined but didn't recognize the talent that was bubbling inside of him. He is in fact a musical prodigy. He can carry a tune like Bob marley and strum a guitar better than jimi hendrix. Watch out musicians! on top of that he is a Brilliant lyricist and has a delightful way with words. As a person, he is stunning, desirable and irresistible. With his dashing Jamaican features (he has tan skin because his father is Irish), expressive brown eyes, 1000 watt smile and red hot physique, he captures many hearts. His loved ones describe him as the greatest person on earth, with his caring nature and colourful outlook on life. He spreads smile wherever he goes, on and of the stage, and with his charm heals hearts. He is a strong man and enjoys basket ball which he kicks some major tush in! A great fashion sense which will make you go "wow you should be a supermodel". He makes the best out of a life and is forever in a positive frame of mind, lifting others up with him. A sweetie at heart he is loved by everyone, his music fans, his family and he's the best partner any female could ever dream off, serenading her with his guitar and voice:) A brilliant artiste but an even brillianter gentleman!
fan 1: "that drummer fine... mmm mmm he fine"
fan 2: "Dominic Santana is the next big thing... i can feel it in my fingers and my toes"
fan 3: "what next big thing... HE IS THE KING" :)
fan 2: "Dominic Santana... he.... jamaking me crazy haha"