silent samurai 

take out your dick (no boner) go up to the girl when shes sleeping jump and whack her in the face with it while yelling in what you think is chinese!!

yo, i was with some girl last night; and when she went to sleep i gave her a silent samurai

silent samurai by jay ave lew January 22, 2009

half-ass samurai 

a person in an important job , usually one affecting the life and death of the people around, who does so poorly at his job that the people around him suffer, often at the cost of their lives, similar to a samurai who did not take the shogunate seriously

proper usage> George W. Bush is a half-ass samurai

improper usage> He reads like a half-ass samurai

half-ass samurai by David Lukens March 18, 2008

Darkside Samurai 

Opposite to "The Absolute Master Of The Wisdom" he is...
"THE ABSOLUTE MASTER OF SEX AND VIOLENCE"

The Old Legend Says: "The Darkside Samurai comes to rape all strong and beautiful japanese girls......"

Darkside Samurai by Samurai Katsu October 27, 2003

Atomic Samurai 

A sandbag

"God atomic sandbag sucks"
Gloves: "His name is atomic samurai!!!"

Atomic Samurai by The Casual March 27, 2021

Nipple Samurai 

A being of immense power, the only being able to wield the art of nipple fu. His nipples are harder than diamonds and his powers become stronger the harder his nipples get. He is a peaceful man, but if you cross his nipples you will be a footnote in the logs of the Nipple Samurai!

The Nipple Samurai has released a new log.

Nipple Samurai by RomanColossus August 21, 2021

Nice try, Samurai 

When you are still unimpressed with someone’s best try, despite the fact that they did their best, but acknowledging that they did put their heart to it.

The expression is believed to have originated from an Italian immigrant in Malta in the early 21st century.

A guy tries all his slickest moves to get a hot girl to bed, but she’s not having it, so she says “nice try, Samurai”

Nice try, Samurai by dfnslvtr May 21, 2023

frozen samurai 

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

frozen samurai by Seth Ream June 15, 2007