sage

Over and beyond the ridiculously stupid. A step above "gay" as in "that's so gay"
"OMG that song was so gay"
"No... that song was sage"
"word"

by MelCervini February 14, 2009
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sage

To break or destroy something with the intention of solving an issue or problem

Throwing a the initial blow in a fight t o ensure 1) you won’t be hit first 2) you’ll get at least one solid hit after anticipating shit is about to go down

Headbutting someone it the head in front of all his boys, emasculating and reducing the opponent to a complete joke
Yo, he pulled a Sage on the ATM becuase it ate his credit card, and now he's in mexican prison!

SO these kids called them bitches, and before you knew it they got saged; half of them were on the pavement crying while the other half started running through Lechester square!

Did you see what Sage did to that kid at Jonny's last night?!
by Mr. Shista August 31, 2006
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sage

A person who has just finished masturbating/expended all their sexual desire. The origin is similar to how a virgin over the age of 30 is called a wizard.
Because of last night's activities, I am a sage today.
by rawrrawrnyahnyah January 05, 2015
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Saged It

Referring to badly fucking something up: destroying the value of something, looking uneducated in front of others, or acting like a gay redneck. (Saged It)-Adjective/Verb
You Saged It, you made us look like idiots in front of our future employers.
by Lil'W September 06, 2008
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Sage Time

After a male masturbates his decisions are purely made by the mind with no influence from the penis. Sage Time is the best time to make any decision.
Guy: Damn i bought all this crap because that manager was hot
You: Yeah I'd have been screwed if I wasn't on Sage Time
by Blade8201 July 14, 2016
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Pocket Sage

only heals the duelist or their duo in the match
you : i want to be your pocket sage

your duo or duelist : sure
by jett main September 08, 2021
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Genis Sage

The other-main character and best friend of Lloyd Irving from Tales of Symphonia. He uses a kendama as a weapon, which is like the most awesomest thing a person can do. It's a frikken toy, and he casts spells with it.
Him and his sister Raine are actually half elves, but you don't know that until a while into the game.
And he's short.
"Ya see that short, white kid with the huge gray hair and the kendama?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"He's Genis Sage. And he's awesomer than you."
by Mr. Awesome-er April 19, 2009
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