Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A cum dumpster. Usually disgusting. Was previously hot before she became a huge slut that wears WAY TOO MUCH make up.

She was cute until she turned into a swamp donkey.

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 5, 2011

swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011

Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top

"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves

derrick is a swamp donkey!

by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015

swamp donkey

A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with

Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !

by Euro Clips April 30, 2016