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Hot Swab

When you cum on a girl and you grab your balls and sack right below your shaft and make your sack taught, then use that to rub in the cum.

**In the military a mop is called a swab, and when you hot swab the decks, you are hot mopping. This came up during CS-1 cleaning stations on board the mighty USS NIMITZ (CVN 68) and a very famous sailor who we will just call "OD" created this to become a great like the angry pirate, blumpkin, etc.
"I heard that cumming on a pregnant girls stomach helps her from gettig stretch marks, so after I blew my load on her, I hot swabbed that shit!"
by OD4 May 14, 2013
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saab

(n)a smooth, very, very fast car driven by prople with taste and discenment; (adj) to demonstrate individuality in car buying
"he was a typical SAAB owner, he was more interested in what he had than what people thought of him"
by TMCM kiwi August 21, 2004
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swab jockey

A sailor. A U.S. Navy enlisted man.
Elmore is a swab jockey on the Abraham Lincoln.
by Bumkicker Slade April 14, 2006
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Shwaables

Over the past two months this young man, Shwaables, has achieved second most subscribed member of Blog Tv and gained over 600 subscribers on Youtube, purely for his dry yet inane humour directed at the more alternative of comical minds, he tells stories of his everyday life and other random occurences, some of his favourite phrases are LOL, ROFL and LMAO, all of which are abrevitations most commonly used in Msn conversations, check him outtt
by Oiga Cameraro March 22, 2009
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SWABS

Sweaty Ass and Ball's
It's so hot in here, I've got SWABS.
by Kat929 September 19, 2010
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Swab Summer

1. A lack of common sense

2. A highly effective and cost efficient birth controlling deodorant

3. less than 02 minute bowel movements lasting for a duration of 7 weeks

4. A 7 week period when all males only ejaculate on the day the lord made.

5. A time when all thats smoked are teenage kids
Bro, that was a pretty rough swab summer, It took me about 7 months to even get a female to stay within a football field of me the smell was so bad.
by JGGunz August 18, 2011
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swabushka

The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.
by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003
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