stalagmite

The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).

After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)

by The origional Pat May 14, 2006

Stale

means "Corny" something "not Funny",Wack

Hey guys you heard of "SafeWay" right well what if I called it "DANGEROUS WAY"..lol

Guys:...Stale

by Momado300 June 29, 2009

jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008

stalemate

When your friend happens to be a slice of bread and you leave him out in the air for too long.

Person 1:"Dude, you've got a stalemate"
Person 2:*Cries*

by Lissiebeth February 28, 2007

stalder

A Stalder is a late night, filled with romace and extreme sexual pleasure. MAny girls with a few guys. Oral Sex. Orgasmic.

Stalder: a good screw; an orgy.

by voicemail August 1, 2007

Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Stalin

1. A crazed douche whose country would have been better off under Hitler.

2. His hatred of capitalism can be traced to the fact that he lost his nads to an industrialized blender mistaking it as a pleasuring machine.

3. A man who blamed communism's failure on perceived "rich" people or upper class, and measured Russia's success in the amount of "bourgeious" killed.

Secretary: How many did you kill today Stalin?
Stalin: Only 3,000. Hey. It's been a stressful day.
Secretary: You're losing it.

by Eric927 April 26, 2007