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Be there or be square 

Be there or be "square," because you are not "a-round"
Guy 1: "There's gonna be a party later tonight, dude! Be there or be square!"
Guy 2: "What does that even mean bro?"
Guy 1: Be there or you're being a square, because you're not a-round, man."
Be there or be square by Romwe February 4, 2015

Square Root of Jack Shit 

Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and [fuck-all squared.
"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

square sausage 

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble
I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning
square sausage by Kenh October 18, 2007

square friend 

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!
square friend by square friend March 31, 2021

bush squared 

You take one cooch and another cooch and you rub them together, what is there not to get?
Mike couldn't convince Lauren to go for the bush squared, but it was a valiant effort.
bush squared by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

Square Root of Fuck-All 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared
"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."