Any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there's never a man in the equation. Typically favors Louie Vuitton, Gucci etc. in any form of knock off. Can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence.
The sparkle pig in the cubicle next to me talks non-stop to her girlfriend about what a dog girlfriend's man is but the only men in her life are Ben & Jerry.
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Sparkle is the term used when wanting a vapor / E-cig product passed to you... as in the Pass Word for the vape is sparkle. When hearing the password you get one honorary hit and then you must pass the vape.
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Get the Sparkle Fags mug.The theory that wearing blouses with sparkle in the cleavage area will not only bring more attention, BUT more money in tips jars for those females in the service industry.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
This also works with well placed glitter/shimmer.
Can be adapted for men with shiny belts.
This concept was first defined at the University of Illinois-Urbana in 2007.
Example One:
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
Waitress speaking to colleague after counting tips: "MAN, Sonia's made well over $100 more in tips than me! Her sparkle theory was full blown tonight!"
Example Two:
Waitress speaking to colleague: "Man, even that old grandma was staring at my tits today! What is going on!?"
Colleague: "It's cuz you got the sparkle theory going on!"
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Get the Sparkle Theory mug.a word originated from egyptian hieroglyphics; sparklebeard is used to describe a heightened sense of beard. when the facial hair becomes self aware.
Did you see that man's beard? It looked full on sparklebeard. I swear that beard just winked at me. If it were possible, that beard could be the king president.
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Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.
Bisexuals are half.
Also known as someone that is Gay or Lesbian.
Bisexuals are half.
Boy: Dude, my ex was really a sparkle snatcher
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.
other boy: How do you know?
Boy:she is dating a girl now.
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