smackeroonies

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?

I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass

by schism-gism November 6, 2008

snackerbating

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

Smackronyms

Acronyms used when talking smack. Typically found in online conversations, but finds its way into face to face conversations as well.

"I wish you'd DIAF Brian"
"STFU, Todd."
"WTF! Stop using smackronyms!"

by Todiehl June 29, 2008

slacker-tude

A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package

Even with her work unfinished, she still managed to give me plenty of slacker-tude at the end of the day

by Mafio Fiddler January 18, 2009

Slackerdom

The state of slacking. Similar to how boredom is the state of being bored. It implies a deeper level of slacking off then merely saying "i've been slacking"

My week long slackerdom finally ended when I realized the test is tomorrow.

by Equar May 1, 2009

Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag

Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.

by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

teflon slacker

Someone who puts off not doing things no matter what significance it has, and when the last minutes comes, decides it wasn't all that important along. Someone not treatable by advisers, tutors, etc.

Studying is crap for me. I'm the teflon slacker.

by mattematics December 7, 2011