seadonkey

A girl who is unattractive due to face, weight, or personality who is notoriously difficult to get rid of. A girl who doesn't get the obvious hints that they are not wanted.

Man: Gee, you seem pretty tired, I will call you a cab.

Seadonkey: Oh, I'm not too tired. I can stay.

or

Seadonkey: Thats ok, I will just crash here.

by Leah SG September 8, 2006

smad

To be sad and mad at something at the same time.

I'm smad that i don't get to goto the concert tomorrow.

by Brittany E January 13, 2007

SMAD or S.M.A.D.

"Stock Market Anxiety Disorder". This is a disorder that is tied with the volatile stock market that can cause high blood pressure and other anxiety symptoms. It's directly tied to sharp moves in the stock market for people who watch the market and work in the market.

With my blood pressure spiking today after the market dropped 600 points, I clearly suffer from SMAD or S.M.A.D. or "Stock Market Anxiety Disorder".

by Jeff Lutz March 13, 2009

Pabst-Smear

When you get really drunk from drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I drank soo much PBR last night I had a Pabst-smear.

by Ordinary Owl February 4, 2009

SMDADFTROYL

Suck my dick all day for the rest of your life

Kinda like SMD, only amplified; only to be used in extreme situations

bitch: LYKE OMG LISTEN TO THIS RLY SHITTY STORY NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AHA SO BLAHHHH

you: SMDADFTROYL

by XxBLiiTzKRiiEG November 18, 2010

sheadon

Sheadon's are generally chronically depressed hipsters, they enjoy making ironic depression jokes and act extremely gay even though they're straight as fuck.

"man that guy is so obviously gay"

"nah hes just a Sheadon bro"

by big-gay-twink February 27, 2017

shit smear

While someone is sleeping (Usually passed out), you wipe a small piece of shit under thier nose.

Billy thought his dog had farted until he looked in the mirror an realized he had been shit smeared

by rockin with dokken! March 2, 2004