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sleep deprivation

The IB is the ultimate academic path to sleep deprivation
by E T November 27, 2006
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Sleeve of Wizard

An over-worked, under-appreciated, loose-hanging vagina.
From the Movie "Borat": "When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."
by doogie06 October 13, 2008
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sleep paralysis

The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.
Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.
by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008
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Sleep Paralysis

Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.
I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!
by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019
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sleep horny

Whenever you crave sleep to the point that you think about it non-stop and just the thought of sleep makes you horny.
I got in so late last night and had to be up so early today that I am sleep horny. I will take a nap as soon as i get home.
by Kwikness September 15, 2007
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Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022
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