Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

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sir wesley

The finest kind of gentlemen. The classiest of the class. Always down for ass but doesn't kiss and tale. Sir Wesley is known to be sent straight from heaven. All the bitches love him.

Good golley Sir Wesley was lookin nice and classy today, And of course had about 17 girls on him

by Sir Wesley The Second September 23, 2013

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Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

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Sir Ramsey

a higher tier being which is similar in ranking as a god. he is the legitimate ruler of all minimum wage catering staffs. he performs speeches with his herculean like figure and gives out orders demurely. a pussiant man that has more power than the almighty B.J. Sir ramsey like to plant his seeds in underage boys who linger around in lingerie.

sir ramsey planted his seed in my mouth

by AmillionFireflies June 16, 2020

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