Shanghai Surprise

A huge shit left somewhere unexpectedly.

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

by Arcspork May 7, 2025

Shanghaied

The use of raw political power to damage the economic strength of a place that is perceived as a threat to the political leader's continuing hold on power.

Quick! Put up images of the leader. He needs to believe that we support and honor him. We don't want our city Shanghaied.

by Profesor de Inglés May 20, 2022

Shanghai Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.

Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.

by Jackielai March 31, 2023

shanghai shotgun

Massage from a Women with special abilities.
She makes you cum with one hand pump only!
Crazy- isnt it?

Damn bro, i just went to the shanghai shotgun lady. Its real!

by Your-Nickname March 19, 2025

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.

Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024

Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.

I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.

by Tom Rob April 12, 2024

Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.

Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"

by shanghai'dd April 21, 2013