sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

by Bored teens June 23, 2010

seeing the burro

The moment that first sip of morning coffee hits the brain of a caffeineaholic when they are groffy. Reference Columbian Coffee advert icon Juan Valdez and his burro.

(seeing person literally come alive again from grogginess with the caffeine rush of FCOTD) "Yep, she's seeing the burro now!"

by lafftur January 21, 2010

seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.

I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.

by -Holly- July 9, 2010

Sising

(verb). 1. to be so emo and lip-sync emo and pop songs
2. do your makeup super gay and extra

3. rant about your sexuality and be super passive aggressive

damn she's sising super hard on her Snapchat story

by MStarz October 24, 2017

Sexing

The act of determining the sex of something

To sex chickens, newborn dogs, etc.
Person A: "Have you sexed the chicks yet?"
Person B: "No, but John is sexing them right now."

by poosdestroyer October 26, 2018

All seeing eye

Alex fine with all things danganronpa 🤩

Person a: Look at this
Alex: I've seen it
Person b: ofcyou have you are the all seeing eye

by wAckery November 1, 2020

Sewing machine

(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.

Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.

by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015