Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

Scorpioning

Doing the Crab while someone performs oral sex on you.

My girlfriend tried Scorpioning with me and it just doesn't work as well as when I do it to her.

by Ted Bailey December 6, 2014

Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.

Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!

by UrbanUploader May 25, 2015

Carolina scorpion

Male inserts penis in to vagina from the back and lifts up the female till her arms ar locked holding her body up on the bed she then wraps her legs around the Males back (he is in a standing position) then he puts his hands on the bed to thus create the scorpion shape the male slowly begins thrusting as the female throws it back

He killed my kitty with tht Carolina scorpion

by Savage Sammy October 18, 2016

super scorpion

A form of sexual intercourse involving 6 men and one woman. The woman is being penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Simultaneously, she is performing a hand job with each hand, while giving a foot job with both feet.

I heard she had a super scorpion with the starting six from the volleyball team.

by mitchpenning November 3, 2015

Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017