satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard May 9, 2014

Kara's Flowers

The former name of the awesome hit funk/jazz/rock band, Maroon 5.

"Wow, 'Maroon 5' was called 'Kara's Flowers'?? Glad they changed the name...'Maroon 5 is fun to say."

by Alexiel March 2, 2005

Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.

“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”

by Bobiffer June 15, 2018

God's Flesh

A slang term sometimes used for LSD or psilocybin.

Charlie was tripping on God's flesh.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

What's Floating

This phrase came to me while i was surfing in the caribbean. Its a chill way to say what's up or whats going on today.

What's floating bro,

So whats floating today,

by TheNG7FLoter December 4, 2011

Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.

Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010