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Robert

A smug looking fuckboy who takes a lot of selfies, wears maroon shirts, drop crotch pants and the whitest nike shoes in all of the land. Tis whiter than snow.
Patrice: Hey Robert! You're a fuckboy!!
Robert: Flips the bird
by Cenalicious May 24, 2016
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Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.
Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.
by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020
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Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.
by whatevs2 July 24, 2020
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Robert

Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:
Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"
by Jooley_14 February 8, 2013
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Robert

A guy with a super small dick and isn't circumcised doesn't get no girls and gets fuck all day
That gay guy is a Robert
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Robert

The biggest player you will ever meet. He'll lie just to get with you and then use you. never trust ANYONE named Robert Morsch.
by fuckyourobertmorsch August 27, 2011
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Robert

Robert is a little bitch who gets no girls he has no dick he is fat as hell and ugly as hell he is the most annoying person ever and is gay
Robert sucks dick for free !!!
by Chicken nuggets123456 April 10, 2019
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